- It occurred to me this morning that contact lenses were a no-miss technology. Things are all blurry before you put your glasses on. You look in the mirror in the morning. "Hey, I look pretty good without glasses. You put your glasses on and "Bah! I look terrible with glasses!." Turns out, you just look better blurry.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.Posted by James at June 10, 2003 10:41 AM