11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now Iím going to get drunk. I hate shots. Itís coming back up.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.