November 28, 2003

Some Rules

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now Iím going to get drunk. I hate shots. Itís coming back up.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

All 86 are here. From, Modern Drunkard Magazine. (Where else?)

Also, check out these drunkard greeting cards. Telling it like it is.

Posted by James at November 28, 2003 12:55 PM
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Hmmmm... looks suspiciously like a James Lileks page!

Posted by: julie at November 29, 2003 3:03 AM

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