April 18, 2004

Rush Limbaugh and the Plot To Kill President Kerry

No More Mister Nice Blog reveals that Rush Limbaugh has come to the conclusion that if Kerry becomes president, Hillary Clinton will off the fellow.

Specifically, Rush would have us believe that Hillary knows Kerry will lose, but in case she’s wrong, his body will end up in the park where Vince Foster killed himsel… er, I mean was murdered.

Of course. It makes perfect sense. If you’re a drug-addled radio talk show host, or any of his listeners.

[Update]

One of the things that cracked me up about Rush’s transcript was the bit at the end here:

There it is again. Folks, he was overshadowed by the kids. He’s sitting there reading some Mother Goose book to a bunch of four-year-olds and they were more interesting than he was. Hillary photographed sitting behind him looking at his rear end was more interesting than he was as he was reading to the kids. I’m telling you on this. I’m telling you.

Okay, Rush. Not everyone can compete with Dubya for entertainment value. If we were voting for Court-Jester-In-Chief, clearly the more entertaining GW Bush would be the shoo-in. You’re telling us on this, you’re telling us. What’s more interesting than a guy who is on vacation more than any other president, hides his plans for war from even his own people, can’t have a press conference without looking like he walked into the wrong room, jokes about misleading the country on weapons of death and calls the death of our soldiers “a tough week?”

I don’t think we can handle four more years of an “interesting” presidency.There it is again. Folks, he was overshadowed by the kids. He’s sitting there reading some Mother Goose book to a bunch of four-year-olds and they were more interesting than he was. Hillary photographed sitting behind him looking at his rear end was more interesting than he was as he was reading to the kids. I’m telling you on this. I’m telling you.

Posted by James at April 18, 2004 10:33 PM
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Hillary was looking at his rear end? Now I'm confused. I thought all the conservatives were convinced that Hillary is a lesbian.

Posted by: Julie at April 19, 2004 11:45 AM

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