May 23, 2004

Bush Bike Spill

Or “Free-World Leader Freewheeling.”

Bush loses control of bicycle, suffers minor injuries and is treated on the scene by his doctor.

Conflicting reports blamed either loose soil or a box of pretzels that was spotted on a nearby grassy knoll.

Posted by James at May 23, 2004 4:55 AM
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Sure he fell. Just like he "choked" on a pretzel. He just doesn't want to own up to Laura getting pissed at him and beating his ass.

Posted by: at May 24, 2004 9:53 AM

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