July 29, 2004

Kerry Surprise

Irish Times Article - Kerry promises to surprise with speech of his career

So, we were wondering. What surprise will Kerry announce? Some guesses.

  1. Edwards out as Veep, Obama in.
  2. Kerry announces that, if elected, he will decree all Tuesdays in the summer “Naked Tuesday.”
  3. No debates against Bush. Instead, cage matches vs. Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.
  4. Kerry informs the crowd, in a sinister tone, that they won’t be having anymore problems with Ralph Nader. It’s been “taken care of.”
  5. Theresa is teaming up with Paris Hilton for “A Simple Life 3” — advertising proceeds to pay off Bush’s national debt legacy.

On the off chance it’s any of these, I’ll be watching!

Posted by James at July 29, 2004 5:23 PM
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What time is the speech? I just got in, so if I missed it please post an update :-)

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2004 11:07 PM

Well I was being a dummy. Of course the speech was the closer - so I saw it.

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2004 12:57 AM

I don't think it was dumb to think they might have had him on earlier. 10:00 is late. Of course, all over the country it was earlier, so the timing was probably good.

Posted by: James at July 30, 2004 1:12 AM

Oops, 0 for 5. Oh well, guess we'll have to settle for a darn good speech. :)

Posted by: Ailsa at July 30, 2004 3:48 PM

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