November 15, 2004

Cheney's Health

CheneyDick Cheney returned from the vet yesterday amid speculation he had heartworm. Growling at reporters who inquired about his health, Cheney said “It’s a cold. [EXPLETIVE] off!” before Mary Matalin yanked firmly back on his chain.

“He’s fine,” said Matalin, who was acting as Cheney’s spokeswoman this weekend.

The vice president then bounded off to romp and play amid calls of “Good puppy” and “Isn’t he a pretty puppy.”

Posted by James at November 15, 2004 7:54 AM
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Hah!! This made my morning!

"Who's a pretty puppy! Yes! Yes you are!"

Posted by: Patti M. at November 15, 2004 9:43 AM

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