November 23, 2004

Your pod bay door is open, Hal

Homeland Security has set the alert level to “Tighty-Whitey.” Or, if you prefer:

Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. Your Mercedes is NOT all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars…..but I can see something that rhymes with Venus
1. You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary”.

I believe the list is from David Letterman.

More euphemisms here.

Posted by James at November 23, 2004 5:08 PM
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The cucumber has left the salad! I repeat--the cucumber has left the salad!

Posted by: Patti M. at November 24, 2004 8:35 AM

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