Why would you put your Lavalamp on your hot stove? What, the blobs weren't melted enough to entertain your drug-addled brain?
Well, he won't be creating any progeny to carry on in his stead.
Posted by: Patti M. at December 1, 2004 2:53 PMSupposedly no drugs or alcohol were involved in the lava lamp incident (according to a story I saw yesterday). Well, "no evidence" of such. The thing is, you only need a 40W (in some cases 25W) bulb to get a lava lamp going. Putting one on the stove seems... um... dumb.
I have some of that cereal, and I don't like it... gets soggy too fast. You can have the rest of it if you like, James. (The portion that's not soggy yet.)
Posted by: Julie at December 1, 2004 3:10 PMFunny -- I've never taken long enough to eat it to have a problem with sogginess. Seriously, I inhale this stuff.
Posted by: James at December 1, 2004 3:20 PMThe blacklist kind of seems like a good idea, but the only time I ever remember calling someone drunk, was for a pre-arranged ride home and I couldn't even manage to dial the number correctly. Maybe they can also blacklist numbers that are pretty close to the ones I might call.
Posted by: Sharon at December 1, 2004 6:17 PMGood point. Also, make an automatic speed-dial for the person who is supposed to pick you up. Some easy combination to execute, so you do get your ride.
Posted by: James at December 1, 2004 6:20 PMNot that the phone companies are listening, but putting your phone into possible drunk-mode could make it apply a filter to any number you dial. Some sort of pattern-matching could be used to determine whether the number dialed is a close enough match to your "designated driver" or someone else on your allowed calling list. If it was, then that number would be called rather than the mis-dialed number.
So it would actually help you get the number right, rather than prevent you from mis-calling someone.
However, one can't ignore the suggestion that this technology is an enabling force for heavy drinking. On the one hand, it would help someone call for a ride/for help. On the other hand it makes it easier for someone to rationalize a night of drinking in an unsafe location, or simply an unsafe level of drinking which exposes a person to other dangers.
Creators of technology should consider social implications.
Posted by: James at December 1, 2004 7:09 PM