January 20, 2005

Happy Inauguration Day

Happy Inauguration Day, Folks!

For those in other countries, let me explain. This is the day that the corporations who paid lots of money to keep Bush in office throw him a huge party to remind him who he’s working for.

Just so we’re all on the same page.

Here’s a fun poll to entertain you while you watch the event on the TV:

Caught trying to cover the inauguration, what do you say to try to pass as a right-wing blogger/harmless?
“Dubya is teh new hawtness!”
“Who would look better barefoot and pregnant, Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter?”
“Look, over there! It’s a gay! Get him!”
“Security? Thank goodness! I lost my media payoff check. Can you help me find it?”
“No habla ingles!” (then, start cleaning the room. Helps if you are not very pale)
“Officer, can I touch your gun?”
“‘Remember, Satan appears as wolf in sheep’s clothing.’ - First Peter chapter 5, verse 8 as if you didn’t know!”
  
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Posted by James at January 20, 2005 12:54 PM
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Comments

Feel free to add your own phrases. Mine may just not be convincing enough.

Posted by: James at January 20, 2005 3:59 PM

Get that guy with his hand on the bible. He's a terrorist.

Posted by: Chuck S. at January 20, 2005 6:08 PM

Clever. Make it sound like he's posing as a fundamentalist.

Posted by: James at January 20, 2005 6:25 PM

I enjoyed listening to Bush evoke 9/11 as a day of fire before preaching about the flame of freedom our nation plans to wield against any nation or culture who would oppose our ideology. No kidding.

Posted by: Mike at January 20, 2005 6:58 PM

Yeah. So much for the rumor that his speech was going to contain some language to atte,pt to unify the country.

Posted by: briwei at January 20, 2005 10:04 PM

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