January 28, 2005

Fafblog on Social Security

I couldn’t help but notice that Fafblog has an excellent FAQ explaining the Social Security Crisis.

And, boy, does it sound like a problem.

Q: Tell me more about this crisis in gritty detail!
A: The fireball is huge and loud and expensive and there is grinding guitar music on the soundtrack informing everyone that we are bad, bad dudes! The radiation turns all old people into very poor mutants who must scavenge and eat each other for food. Eventually the robots come: they are unstoppable. What has science done!
Q: I�m scared! How can we avert this terrible future?

Be afraid.

Posted by James at January 28, 2005 7:40 AM
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Oh my _god_ this was funny!

Who is this person? Privamatupilous splendiferacy--I love it!

Posted by: Patti M. at January 28, 2005 12:05 PM

He's a mystery guy with a very funny weblog. I'm jealous, but I suppose I could try harder.

In any case, nobody seems to know who he is. Actually, I know someone who claims to know who he is. I don't actually believe him, though. (Sorry, Ryan)

Posted by: James at January 28, 2005 12:31 PM

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