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Neocons Don't Cry

Is it because they have no hearts? I can’t tell.

I recently saw a graphic which labeled the Democratic party crybabies. I’m pretty sure this came from Freeper Hell, the land that is best left out of conversation as it might frighten the children. Shades of people with no cognitive function allowed to roam around and accost others with patriotic slogans and righteous indignation — such imaginings are enough to turn good beer sour.

Now, I have my own problems with the Democratic Party. But the neocon who graced us with the “crybaby” graphic was actually using it to slam people who criticise Bush, not using it to criticise the Democratic party itself. Sloppy thinking? Yes, just another example from that crowd. But we’ll forgive it and move on to our main point.

I’ve noticed that neocons suck at graphics. I don’t know why this is. But the reason I know it’s true is that I mostly suck at graphics (and I’m slow) and even the poor parodies I create are better than their pedestrian dreck.

So, in the spirit of “helping.” Here’s a graphic I made to help them communicate their idea better. That idea being, of course, that if you don’t agree with Bush, you’re a crybaby. See, no need to drag the Democratic party into this, as anyone can disagree with Bush. My graphic can be seen here, on the right. It drives the point home that, “We ain’t want no dissenters ‘round hea!”

Did you know that if you are a dissenter, you may be making people around you uncomfortable? You might not get invited to the next Bush rally.

So, remember. Toe the line. Drink in the status quo. Go with the Flow. Learn that funny walk! Do whatever you need to do to blend in. But above all, avoid dissent at all costs! Someone might call you a crybaby! (audible gasp)

Use this image to tell people that you’re one of them. They can relax around you.

Posted by James at April 27, 2005 1:42 PM
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