September 9, 2005

Arafat Investigation

Israeli doctors who have seen the medical report of late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat revealed that the main possibilities that lead to the death of Arafat were poisoning or AIDS, local newspaper Ha’aretz reported Thursday on its website.

Other possibilities that have not yet been completely dismissed:

  • he died of old age
  • someone snuck up behind him with a sock full of nickels
  • he spontaneously combusted
  • he was made extinct by a great meteor shower
  • “Professor Plum, in the Conservatory, with a Menorah.”
Posted by James at September 9, 2005 7:05 AM
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The story just struck me weird, as there are all sorts of theories as to how Arafat died. COme on, people. It was a stroke.

Posted by: James at September 9, 2005 9:09 AM

Professor Plum, in the conservatory, with a menorah wins my vote!

Posted by: Patti M. at September 9, 2005 9:18 AM

I think Professor Plotz in the Mosque with a Menorah, myself.

Posted by: briwei at September 9, 2005 11:30 AM

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