September 18, 2005

That didn't take long at all

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22bag+of+shit+on+fire

Add it to the list, along with "goat diapering."

Posted by James at September 18, 2005 1:08 PM
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Posted by: Julie at September 18, 2005 8:38 PM

Excellent!

The power of poop!

Posted by: Patti M. at September 19, 2005 8:14 AM

Oh James, you made my day. I was feeling a bit down and then I read this. Glad I could help you become THE blog for BoSoF! Oooooh. That's almost like BoSox! Can you make a logo that parodies the Sox logo?

Posted by: briwei at September 20, 2005 1:14 AM

I dunno - a "Goat Diapering" logo might have more visual appeal.

That is giving an extremely wide interpretation of the word "appeal."

Posted by: James at September 20, 2005 10:18 AM

"Well I'll be a bag of shit on fire!"

I'm trying to come up with a catchy saying that incorporates your latest meme.

"That's the way the bag of shit on fire burns."

Nah...

Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2005 10:38 AM

Try this phrase next time someone in your office wears a nasty cologne or purfume:

"Well that smells about as good as a bag of shit on fire."

Or, when someone floats an idea at a meeting and all you hear are crickets, say, "Well that idea was about as popular as a bag of shit on fire."

Oh, the possibilities are endless!

Posted by: Patti M. at September 20, 2005 12:29 PM

Bad barbecue tastes like a bag of shit on fire.
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Is that a dress, or is it a bag of shit on fire?
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Wow, that went over like a bag of shit on fire.
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Yeah, I think this will work!

Posted by: Julie at September 20, 2005 12:45 PM

I like your last one, Julie.

How about "Don't blame me, I voted for a bag of shit on fire."

Posted by: Mike L. at September 20, 2005 12:47 PM

Wow, that went over like a bag of shit on fire is precisely what I had in mind.

It's akin to "Well that went over like a fart in church!" or "That went over like a lead balloon."

Posted by: Patti M. at September 20, 2005 1:03 PM

As memes go, I suppose it's a pretty crappy one.

Posted by: James at September 20, 2005 1:10 PM

The president is as effective as a bag of shit on fire.

The president's plans make as much sense as a bag of shit on fire.

The president is as popular as a bag of shit on fire.

Posted by: James at September 20, 2005 1:29 PM

Now I want to patent a Bag of Shit on Fire(TM) pinata. Gonna have to come up with a marketing angle for that one.

Posted by: Julie at September 20, 2005 1:34 PM

You won't get any legal trouble from me, I can assure you.

Posted by: James at September 20, 2005 1:37 PM

Papa's got a brand new bag of shit on fire?

Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2005 1:38 PM

Could any of this be construed as inflammatory speech?

Posted by: Julie at September 20, 2005 2:45 PM

Uh-oh, Julie. Now we've stepped in it.

Posted by: James at September 20, 2005 3:12 PM

Boooooooooooooooooo...

Posted by: Patti M. at September 20, 2005 3:27 PM

You could fill it with tootsie rolls and baby ruths!

Posted by: briwei at September 20, 2005 5:43 PM

And propane!

Posted by: Julie at September 21, 2005 8:39 AM

Now I want this pinata.

What good filling ideas, Bri! I would add Jr. Mints to the list.

Posted by: Patti M. at September 21, 2005 9:42 AM

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