January 23, 2006
This was my fortune from a cookie at lunch today. Completely appropriate
to the situation I am experiencing.
Posted by James at January 23, 2006 6:24 PM
Your fortune has a zen-like tranquility to it.
Just once, I would like my fortune to read something along the lines of "Headbut those who treat you poorly."
I had a housemate at college who said that all fortunes cookies could be translated as either "Don't Be A Jerk" or "Expect a Coincidence." He would then explain how everyone's fortune translated to one or the other. He also insisted that we read our cookies aloud and add "...in bed." We didn't order Chinese too often. Hope it gets better for you.
"Expect a coincidence... in bed."
I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
I usually add the "...in bed" on, but it was not appropriate here, and not as humorous as it usually is.
So, are you gonna play those nmbers? ;-)
Well, on the bright side, at least the lucky numbers weren't 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
I wonder how many times since "Lost" went on the air those numbers have been played.