Yay! Time to reach into the mailbag!
From: xxxxxx@aol.com
To: Me
Subj: (no subject)
Your are nothing but a miserable pathetic little man who has nothing better to do with his life then to spew lies about the so called conservative media. why don’t you go one on one with Bill Oreilly so the world can see you for what you really are. A misguided fool.
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The problem with being popular, is that you get idiots in the mix.
Posted by: Bob McCown at March 5, 2006 10:54 PMAhhhhh ... welcome to my world.
For the record, Bill O'Reilly is the anti-Christ.
Posted by: Keri at March 5, 2006 11:36 PMI can attest that you get them well before you achieve any significant popularity.
What amused me the most about this pathetic mail was that he doesn't actually argue anything, but he wants to sic Bill O'Reilly and his wonder loofah on me. You know, whatever. I just don't want to end up in some Fox News audience reject's conservative slash fanfic.
Please, leave me out.
Posted by: James at March 5, 2006 11:37 PMThere's something to be said about death by loveknife ... LOL
But here's the question ... why DON'T you go on O'Reilly ... that would be pretty classic.
Posted by: Keri at March 5, 2006 11:56 PMThanks for the vote of confidence.
The power of O'Reilly's evil is that he is willing to outright lie. Jeremy Glick did a decent job -- the best job someone could have done, probably, and they still turned it against him.
Lying gives you a huge advantage if you are completely shameless about it.
O'Reilly is, of course, welcome to comment on my weblog or shoot me an email. I am not expecting an invitation to "The Factor" anytime soon.
Everyone here has seen "Outfoxed" right? I have a copy to lend. It won't surprise anyonem and the Glick interview is probably the most outrageous part.
Posted by: James at March 6, 2006 12:29 AMAt least Keri gets to shatter her detractors immediately. You, James, have to use written words, which are largely ignored by the knuckledraggers, due to their inability to recognize most of them. Here's to you warriors on the frontlines!
Posted by: ThirdMate at March 6, 2006 7:53 AMThis guy thinks you go looking to Bill O'Rielly for truth and YOU'RE the misguided fool? What a nutfudge.
Posted by: Chuck S. at March 6, 2006 8:26 AMWhy am I not surprised at the writer's inability to use proper punctuation? Witness "one on one" and "Oreilly."
Posted by: Patti M. at March 6, 2006 8:44 AMI hadnt seen that Jeremy Glick video. He got him good.
Posted by: Bob McCown at March 6, 2006 9:09 AMI don't think anyone could do well going toe-to-toe with O'Reilly ON O'Reilly. Now, a neutral site discussion would be fabulous! But he can just shout at you and lie to you and shut off your mike if he needs to in order to make sure he wins.
Posted by: briwei at March 8, 2006 12:44 PMThat's when James breaks out the mace. Yay! Macing O'Reilly--sounds like a song.
Lyrics, anyone?
Posted by: Patti M. at March 22, 2006 8:45 AM