Limbaugh Detained at Palm Beach Airport After Authorities Find Bottle of Viagra
Problem is, the prescription wasn’t in his name. Rather, it was in the name of two doctors because he didn’t want anyone to know he was on the stuff.
Well, now we know why he’s been so soft on the administration. I wonder what aroused the suspicions of the customs officers?
His obsession with the sexual indiscretions of Bill Clinton starts to make a lot more sense. He was probably able to work up a pretty good head of steam after ranting for hours about Monica. And now the last 6 years must have been a major letdown.
It’s been difficult to view this loser with many emotions other than pity for a while now, and it’s even more pitiable that while Ann Coulter can still get people talking about how crazy she is, Rush has to get his name in the paper for aspects of his sex life he’d rather not disclose. As a media figure, he’s already been rendered impotent.
Posted by James at June 27, 2006 8:30 AMI'm limp with mirth.
Posted by: Julie at June 27, 2006 9:25 AMIsn't Mr. Limbaugh divorced? (3 times) Doesn't the use of V*agra indicate he may be having sex outside the bounds of holy matrimony? Where are his conservative values???
Oh ... he's also on PROBATION ... and I have a funny feeling having a large amount of prescription drugs without YOUR NAME on the bottle could be something that judge may want to take into consideration ...
(Oh and did you realize you can't post something with the name of the drug Rush is accused of having in his possession -- because of it's spam-like nature? LOL Ahhh ... what this world has come to ...)
Posted by: Keri at June 28, 2006 7:49 AMDarn spam catcher!
I will be switching over to new blog software... erm... any day now. Actually, it won't happen until I have a chance to work on my new blog layout. I hope to eliminate the filtering that blocks some legitimate posts in its efforts to catch spam.
Then we will all party in the comments!
viagra!
Posted by: James at June 28, 2006 8:18 AMJulie I almost fell out of my chair when I read your comment. You kill me.
Yeah, probation for getting caught obtaining drugs illeaglly. Let's hope the throw his fat ass in jail for a while this time.
Posted by: B.O.B. (bob) at June 28, 2006 9:21 AMAw, James was funnier.
What's funniest is that if Rush had had his own name on the bottle, even if the had secret gotten out, no one would have been interested. Bob Dole's and other celebrities' ads have significantly defused the stigma of ED, especially for older men.
Plus, he wouldn't have been breaking the law. You'd think a guy who's had so many legal problems with prescription drugs would know better.
But now EVERYBODY knows Rush needs the stuff, and that he was EMBARRASSED by it even before people found out. And that's what makes it so funny. :-)
Seeing him thrown in the pokey would be a nice bonus, but that seems less likely.
Is he still doing his show? I wonder what he has to say for himself.
Posted by: Julie at June 28, 2006 10:20 AM