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Perhaps they will import SCHLITZ!!

Actually Bud is the offical beer of the World Cup (god knows why) so there should be plenty of it around.

I love that the Germans are making it sound like it's just the Brits that are drinking all the beer. Their assumption of 1200000 pints / 70000 fans assumes NO ONE in a German City of 500000 hosting a world cup match drank any beer. Lets assume half of the city consumed some beer during the same period and all of the Brits did. Thats less than 4 pints each. Hardly a lot considering the event. In fact it sounds to me like someone screwed up and didn't order enough.

just another example of making math work for you.

I like the picture of hordes of Brits draining Germany of its beer.

And what they're likely to do afterwards.

I knocked over a beer last night while installing my air conditioner. Polly eagerly started feasting on it. I had my hands full of air conditioner and wasn't able to do anything about it right away. Putting it down meant getting my fingers squished, and I only wanted to squish them once.

I thought for sure she would be sick (she did not fare well after a similar incident with a Guinness a few years ago), but she was fine. And now a large area of my already-gross carpet is covered in a thick layer of baking soda to dry it up and destink it. (Dunno if it'll help, but it can't hurt.)

Sorry for the hindleg. I was thinking about "what they're likely to do afterwards." Maybe not what you had in mind, but Polly isn't a brawler.

Schlitz: safe for dogs!

I think you have a good suggstion for their next ad campaign.

But where are the Irish? Are they being lumped in with the Brits?