Sometimes, the morning news just confuses me.
Seattle has voted to defeat a lapdance ban which kept strippers and leering patrons 4 feet away from each other:
Together, at last!
Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, the Nevada Supreme Court has ordered everyone to take a cold shower:
No fondling or caressing in Vegas. aka. the everything-I-need-to-know-I-learned-in-kindergarten rule, aka.the Georgia Satellites rule. “Keep your hands to yourself.”
Apparently there will be no problem enforcing the ban, as a large percentage of the police force have volunteered to supervise. Zing!Posted by James at November 14, 2006 7:43 AM