November 14, 2006

Lapping It Up in Seattle

Sometimes, the morning news just confuses me.

Seattle has voted to defeat a lapdance ban which kept strippers and leering patrons 4 feet away from each other:

Lap dance ban defeated, Seattle wonders where to put strip clubs

Together, at last!

Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, the Nevada Supreme Court has ordered everyone to take a cold shower:

Court Upholds Vegas Lap-Dance Ban

No fondling or caressing in Vegas. aka. the everything-I-need-to-know-I-learned-in-kindergarten rule, aka.the Georgia Satellites rule. “Keep your hands to yourself.”

Apparently there will be no problem enforcing the ban, as a large percentage of the police force have volunteered to supervise. Zing!

Posted by James at November 14, 2006 7:43 AM
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