November 17, 2006

I'm Still Not Netflix

Longtime readers of the blog will remember that, long ago, random readers used to find my blog through a Google search and would get confused and think that I was Netflix. (I posted an entry about Netflix years ago, and some people thought that meant I was Netflix customer support. Go figure.)

Anyhow, now that I have that meebo widget on my “Contact Me” page, I get Netflix instant messages. But so far nobody has stuck around long enough for me to explain to them I am not Netflix.

[11:00] meeboguest243096: I have a crack dvd but dont know how to get to the replacement part
[11:00] meeboguest243096: can you send me a replacement for Leprechaun:in the hood Please

Dear whomever you are, consider yourself lucky that you have been saved from having to watch Leprechaun: In the Hood.

Sometimes, the universe sends you a message, if you know what I mean.

Posted by James at November 17, 2006 11:00 AM
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The copy of Leprechaun in the hood that you sent me also has a crack. I was so looking forward to watching it too! Can you please send me another copy right away?

Posted by: Amy at November 17, 2006 1:09 PM

Deer NetFlix,

My copy of "Bush's Brain" was blank. What gives?

Posted by: Chuck S. at November 17, 2006 1:34 PM

Sounds like a good opportunity to be evil and charge stupid people late fees.

Posted by: Mike at November 17, 2006 1:43 PM

"Thank you for calling Netflix Customer Support. JUST a MOment. Thank you for calling Netflix Customer Support. JUST a MOment. Thank you for calling..."

Posted by: leslie at November 17, 2006 1:57 PM

all your base are belong to us

Posted by: Patti M. at November 17, 2006 3:33 PM

Hey, I liked Leprechaun in the Hood.

Posted by: DG at November 18, 2006 10:11 AM

Good - then maybe YOU can help this guy out.

Posted by: James at November 18, 2006 10:15 AM

Now I'm kind of intrigued about Leprechaun in the Hood. There's a "Leprechaun in Space" on onDemand this month. I'm afraid to watch it.

Posted by: James at November 18, 2006 12:14 PM

Be VERY afraid. And by the way... Do you like working at netflix?

Posted by: Hooligan at November 18, 2006 10:43 PM

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