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One which would suck the least: Listerine

The one I would hate the most: bright yellow spandex anything.

Worst hostess gift: nose hair trimmer.

Oh, and JP, you don't need to get me anything for Christmas this year. Just saying.

Least like to receive:
The "These Colors Don't Run" flag. I'd refuse the gift on the spot with a polite "No thank you", feelings be damned.

Least hate to receive:
The exercise video. If the exercise video portion stunk I could always pop it in when I was in the mood to watch hot soccer moms on TV.

Most embarrassed to give:
Nothing says "we don't like you the way you are" like a nose hair trimmer.

Least like to recieve:

Kevin federline tix. Since the person is going to be there they'll obviously know you aren't.

Least hate:
Parenting book. Well maybe I couldd at lest give it to some horrible parent I see on the street?

Most embarressing?

yeah, the nose hair trimmers. You been snorting caterpillars again? Although I gotta ask WTF is an ear wax camera?

James, I think this list confirms that you are, in fact, evil.

I personally love the "in quotes" bit. It's like that extra little knife twist.

I've added a link to the ear wax camera.

Some of these things are merely useless but not upsetting (spandex, fruitcake). Some would be insulting if I valued the other person's opinion (doubtful). Others are confusing (I don't know what an earwax camera is, but it might be cool).

Least hated: Small pants. I'll exchange 'em. If exchanging isn't an option, then I'll either take the Listerine, the epaulets, or the painting.

Least liked: Bumper sticker or flag.

Most embarrassing: As a gift from one person, it says "I'm cheap, I think you smell bad, and I didn't have enough time to run down the candy aisle at the grocery store." As a joint gift from two people, it says "we suck." But it's STILL not as bad as a parenting-improvement book for someone with kids.

Oh, yeah, I like the earwax camera. If I were to receive one as a gift, I think I would be amused. For gift-giving, however, a used Instamatic and a box of q-tips would be a better fit for my budget.

Wow! Who knew you needed to lok into your own ear? Still you could come up with some pretty cool otehr uses for that particular gift. Might even be handy the next time you drop something in an inaccessible place so I'm changing my vote for least hate to earwax camera.

For example, you could use it to look up your nose to aid in using the nose hair trimmer.

Sorry, I left out an important word in my mini-lecture on most embarrassing gift. Listerine. As a joint gift from two people, a gift of Listerine says "we all suck." But a parenting skills book would be worse (if the recipient has kids).

Least like: American flag with "Colors" phrase.
Least Hate: K-Fed; I could (would) get belligerently drunk and have an awesome time heckling or pretending it was a comedy special.
Most embarrassing: It's a two-for - Spandex + Exercise tape = "How about you pick a different New Year's Resolution, and show us your progress in this tight Van Halen like suit"

I think the earwax camera would be loads of fun... you don't have to stick it in your ear, do you?

If somebody gave me "these colors dont run," or the angel bumper sticker, I would assume it was a joke and start laughing. If they truly had me pegged, it would be a joke. If they didn't, that would be a very bad moment.

This is tough...

least like to receive: clown art painted on velvet - that is just disturbing

least hate to receive: we already talked about this - nose hair trimmer

most embarrassed to give: exercise video

The items I would least like to receive and would be embarrassed to give:

* “I brake for angels” bumper sticker

* A big American house flag with “These Colors Dont Run” in big letters, in quotes, and with the apostrophe missing from the “don’t

As for the item I would least hate to receive, truthfully, they would all fit. Each January, I get together with a group of friens for a Yankee Swap of the most heinous gifts we've received. Those would all be wonderful to swap!