June 21, 2007

Black Bagels in Bed

A song of breakfast in bed gone wrong.

There's a stain on my notebook where your kosher dill was
And there's lox in the pages, now I've got myself lost.
I've been trying to tell you that my toaster's not right
And I've burned every bagel though the setting is "light."

Oh, turkey's gone
But we've got lean roast beef
Crunchy burned bagel
Unpleasant to eat

Oh, salmon's smoked
And I've burnt all the bread
I spread honey mustard
Black bagels in bed.

Feel free to add verses.

Apologies to Squeeze

Posted by James at June 21, 2007 2:54 PM
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