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Ugh, that's a tough call. I'm gonna have to go with the Bumper Nuts, because the Jingle Jugs just seems like its sole market is people buying it as a gag gift for someone who will probably never mount it on their wall. But those bumper nuts, dudes buy those on purpose.

I also went with the bumper nuts. I suspect that the jingle jugs have more entertainment potential. Mechanically speaking, they are also more sophisticated.

(In case that wasn't clear, I was saying that the bumper nuts are lamer.)

Very good points, people.

I was offended by the "trophy rack you've always wanted" (really, overly large breasts, specifically on a hot day, are not what anyone wants).

However, the nuts are just tacky, and the sad thing is that those who have them probably bought them themselves, thereby making themselves look lame.

It's close, but it's nuts.

Not only that, but if you actually put them on your bumper, then you, the driver, seldom even have to look at them. But everyone else does.

Lame!

Gross. Saggy baggy latex balls. Who on earth would want to display something like that?

"Look at me. I have saggy balls hanging from my truck. Aren't I the, um, nads?"

Um, NO.