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Are you proud of being the new Amy??? ;)

Toss up. I'd KILL to host SNL, but at the same time, I have these four kids who will need college tuition money...

Do I get paid to host SNL?

I'll host SNL if I get paid $16,000 or more. Otherwise, I'd rather be a contestant.

Wait... when you say "contestant" you mean sitting in front of Meredith or Regis and answering questions, right? I don't have to go through all of that fast-fingers crap, do I? Because in that case, I'd be screwed.

PS... thanks for offering two appealing choices, instead of two that suck. :)

I'm going to say you get to sit in the big chair, so you don't have to go through the other bit.

And let's say you're getting paid $5K to be on Saturday Night Live.

I'll take millionaire (unless SNL pays better than the avg millionaire contestant makes). i have no desire to do either one but I'll take the money.

Hmmm... which is funnier? I'll take contestant, and hopefully will remember that the earth orbits the sun, and not vice-versa. (Or was it the moon orbiting the earth?) I'll have K as my phone-a-friend, and I'll never ask the audience unless I need a laugh.

I'm not funny enough in person to stand up in front of a live audience. Besides, quiz shows rock. I'll take Millionaire.

Neither I guess. I'd be fine on Millionaire until they asked me a sports question and then it would be over. And although I'm not very funny, neither is SNL, and so, no real interest there.

Thanks anyway. :-)

Well to play Millionaire you have to pick one of the choices given, and since you're clearly not very good at that, I think you'd better take SNL. ;-)

Gee. Which one would I pick? I wonder...

No contest for me. SNL all the way, baby. You never know. You could get lucky and be in the next "cowbell" sketch.