Twitter: totally exhausted from spinning class! Reality: managed 10 minutes on the bike, stopped off at McDonalds on the way home
Twitter: 最後の夜だった偉大な Reality: 私は何が起こったか覚えていない最後の夜
Twitter: New blog post: Colbert on the iPhone! http://tinyurl.com/6jw3vcx Twitter: New blog post: Whats up with lolcats? http://tinyurl.com/a9j0ggc Twitter: New blog post: Top 10 ways you can read my blog http://tinyurl.com/l00zur Reality: I'm starting to think nobody knows I have a blog.
Twitter: Wow - it's been over 5 days since I updated something clever to Twitter! Reality: 5 days and counting
Twitter: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky / They burned down the gambling house / It died with an awful sound Reality: Hey, I'm 20 years old and I just discovered songs have lyrics!
Twitter: Now reading Joyce's Finnegan's Wake Reality: Now watching "Deal or No Deal" with copy of Finnegan's Wake open in front of me
Twitter: Baby crying again, and oldest won't stop picking on middle child. Reality: Baby crying again, and oldest won't stop picking on middle child.