December 6, 2007

The Illegal Immigrant Solution

Romney, despite his supposed great stance on illegal immigration, was not above employing undocumented workers if it meant his lawn was kept attractive. The excuse that he just didn’t know is no longer valid; he’s been caught before and gave us his word that he was going to look into the matter. At the very least you have to conclude that he didn’t see it as much of a problem. At most, you might conclude that he saw it is a solution; the ends justifying the means.

The “tough on illegals” crowd is fond of the idea that we should simply send everyone back to their country of origin. The resources necessary for such an effort would be phenomenal. We just don’t have those resources.

And that’s when I solved the USA’s illegal immigrant problem. Thanks to Romney. Combine the idea of being tough on immigration, but also using illegal immigrants as a means to an end.

Hire illegal immigrants to round up the illegal immigrants!

It’ll cost less, and they’ll have inside information.

Romney, you’re a genius!

Posted by James at December 6, 2007 1:10 PM
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Dean Scream.
Romney Lawny.

One can only hope.

Posted by: Mike at December 6, 2007 4:26 PM

The more I hear from the Republican ticket, the more the terms "conservative" and "screwhead" get paired together in my mind. Before long they will simply fuse into one word. ConservativeScrewhead.

Funny article James. :-)

Posted by: Chuck S. at December 6, 2007 4:34 PM

I thought we'd already established that what we need to do is Torture a Spic for Jesus.

Posted by: David Grenier at December 6, 2007 6:51 PM

I'm sure we can fit torture in there somewhere. It's so fashionable.

Posted by: James at December 6, 2007 8:40 PM

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