March 4, 2008
How Small Is Rhode Island?
Rhode Island is so small that if you call 5 Ocean State citizens who might consider supporting Obama, Barack would win the primary there, even though the projections favored Hillary.
I kid because I love you, Rhode Island.
But seriously, I'm not kidding. Call those people.
Posted by James at March 4, 2008 2:37 PM
Rhode Islanders: Your state is so small...
...when you order a large pizza you have to go to Massachusetts to eat it.
...you have to go to CT to change your mind.
...if somebody spit over the state line, everybody got wet.
...the sign at the state line only has room for "W E L."
Well, if College Hill were Rhode Island, then it would be Obama in a landslide. We have all those pesky suburbs though, so it could go either way.
Seriously, I walked up to Thayer Street to get lunch, and luckily I had my "I Voted" sticker on, so all the Obamaiacerficillians didn't mob me.
Some kids were carrying around a giant billboard, literally billboard sized, photo of Obama all over the hill.
You mean, Kinky could have taken RI? Damn!
I spent all day trudging door to door in from 9am until about 8:30 pm, most of it in the rain.
That was fun.
Hillary is quite popular in our little corner of the world.