March 25, 2008
Posted by James at March 25, 2008 9:13 PM
It smarted a wee bit to have to check "middle-aged."
Eleven cannibals, it says.
I say only six, because some are going to want a second helping.
18...damn this large frame of mine!
Wait - I was planning to feed then lasagna. They're planning on eating my body?
I can feed only 9 cannibals, so hopefully they make me wash dishes until the rest of you are gone. I'm going to deceive them by sticking somebody's finger bone through the bars of my cage... any volunteers?
Geez, nobody wants my cadaver. :-P
14 here... you skinny minnies.
Darn it all. I can only feed 15. But if I bring along a roll of dimes, I can give them side dishes of rice for a month.