July 9, 2008

Historical Warship Bumper Stickers

Chuck started a bumper sticker discussion in Twitter this morning, which prompted me to suggest a bumper sticker for the sweetest "ride" of anyone I know. The U.S.S. Constitution.

My suggestion:

I DRINK YOUR JAVA

Unfortunately, I think a giant banner like that might not be in keeping with history. That's not going to stop me from quietly lobbying for it.

Posted by James at July 9, 2008 12:57 PM
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Hey King George,
Bugger off before I stick a 24 pounder up your Guerriere.

Posted by: B.O.B. (bob) at July 9, 2008 2:32 PM

Or the more redneck version...

"I put my balls in your Java"

Posted by: Bull at July 9, 2008 3:27 PM

That's as nasty as bumper nutz.

Posted by: James at July 9, 2008 3:35 PM

My Balls Breached Your Stern!

-or-

I Break for Nobody.

Posted by: briwei at July 9, 2008 4:39 PM

At the top of the mast, they're TRUK nutz.

I'm reminded of Trafalgar, when Admiral Nelson sent his famous message to the French fleet: "ENGLAND BELIEVES YOU HAVE MY STAPLER"


I'll be quiet now.

Posted by: PJ at July 9, 2008 4:50 PM

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