September 23, 2009

Best Spam I've Gotten This Year

I got some spam this morning that was non-offensive. It was such a refreshing change from usual spam that I thought I would share it.

From: Mr. Dany

Hi Sir,
How are you.
I make a new bollywood movie and I want a actor. If r u interested please reply me immediately.

Regards
Dany

I don't want to encourage spammers, but I would love to write this back:

To: Mr. Dany

Hi Sir, right back at you!
I am fine. How are you?
I would love to be in a new Bollywood movie! However, I am a little busy at the moment with school and work. Also, I am nowhere near India, so commuting might be a problem. Other than that, I am pretty keen and so I would wonder if it's OK if I get back to you on this after June of 2013?

Warmest regards,
James

Posted by James at September 23, 2009 12:24 PM
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Comments

LOL! Can't wait to see the response.

Posted by: briwei at September 23, 2009 1:01 PM

You should offer to send him some money to finance his film. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Posted by: Julie at September 23, 2009 1:08 PM

sooo send it. PLZ!!!

Posted by: lynn at September 23, 2009 1:21 PM

You're stylin'!

Posted by: Karen at September 23, 2009 7:26 PM

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